Jason has had a string of bad luck: he was fired from his job, his car got repossessed, he had to move back in with his mother when he was unable to make rent on his apartment, and his girlfriend dumped him. He is feeling unmotivated and discouraged, but also recognizes—at his mother’s insistence—that he needs to start contributing to the household. Following his mother’s orders, he heads to the local strip mall seeking employment.

How hard could it be to get a job, anyway?